Taoiseach Micheál Martin

“Forget about takeaway pints. No publican should be selling takeaway pints….it leads to congregations, leads to gatherings, which can spread the disease and the virus. That’s a very clear message from me and Government.”

Taoiseach Micheál Martin this evening.

Ah here.

First he came for the cigarettes…

Time to forget about takeaway pints, says Taoiseach (RTÉ)

RollingNews

Home brew recipes to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘housebound hooch‘.

A Blender Animation short directed by Hjalti Hjalmarsson in which the background scenery of what appears to be a side scrolling game turns out to be recollections of the tragic past life of the protagonist as she sprints through the ‘stages’, turbo-boosted by shots of caffeine

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Minister for Education Norma Foley

This afternoon.

FIGHT!

Meanwhile…

Um.

Cabinet agrees range of tighter public health measures (RTE)

This afternoon.

*cough*

RollingNews

Behold: the curiously striped dunes of the Kunowsky crater – part of an image captured recently by the Mars Reconnaisance Orbiter’s HiRISE Camera.

But why do they look like that? No one knows. To wit:

Many Martian dunes are known to be covered unevenly with carbon dioxide (dry ice) frost, creating patterns of light and dark areas. Carbon dioxide doesn’t melt, but sublimates, turning directly into a gas. Carbon dioxide is also a greenhouse material even as a solid, so it can trap heat under the ice and sublimate from the bottom up, causing geyser-like eruptions. During Martian spring, these eruptions can cause a pattern of dark defrosting spots, where the darker sand is exposed. The featured image, though, was taken during Martian autumn, when the weather is getting colder – making these stripes particularly puzzling. One hypothesis is that they are caused by cracks in the ice that form from weaker eruptions or thermal stress as part of the day-night cycle, but research continues. Watching these dunes and others through more Martian seasons may give us more clues to solve this mystery.

(Image: HiRISE, MRO, LPL (U. Arizona), NASA; Processing: Włodek Głażewski; Text: Alex R. Howe (NASA/USRA, Reader’s History of SciFi Podcast)

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Killeen East, County Roscommon.

Archaeological Management Solutions writes:

A documentary outlining the results of archaeological excavations undertaken in the townland of Killeen East, Co. Roscommon in advance of the construction of the N5 Ballaghaderreen-Scramoge road project.

This short film focuses primarily on the excavation of an Early Medieval enclosure, souterrains and burials excavated at Killeen East 2. It also shows the excavation of a ring barrow at Killeen East 1 and burnt mounds at Killeen East 3, all of which are of probable Bronze Age date…

N5 Ballaghaderreen-Scramoge road project?

 

In case you missed it.

Last night.

‘Tomorrow Tonight’.

Soberly-coiffed, ink-stained veteran Bernard Purcell top (left), editor of London-based The Irish World, took our tragically be-mulleted host on an enlightening late night journey through today’s papers.

Last night: Wednesday’s Papers

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