K-League club FC Seoul has apologised after using sex dolls to fill up its empty stands

A stadium that’s empty can feel
A bit flat, in fact rather unreal
And so FC Seoul
Thought that they’d fill the whole
Place with sex dolls, does that seem ideal?

John Moynes

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Incy wincy spider out of shot.

Behold: arguably the most impressive ever picture of a waterspout (a tornado that occurs over water) To wit:

Waterspouts are spinning columns of rising moist air that typically form over warm water. Waterspouts can be as dangerous as tornadoes and can feature wind speeds over 200 kilometres per hour. Some waterspouts form away from thunderstorms and even during relatively fair weather. Waterspouts may be relatively transparent and initially visible only by an unusual pattern they create on the water. The featured image was taken in 2013 July near Tampa Bay, Florida. The Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Florida is arguably the most active area in the world for waterspouts, with hundreds forming each year.

(Image: Joey Mole)

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This morning.

B&Q Naas in County Kildare.

Staff from ‘essential retailer’ B&Q prepare for reopening on Monday as part of Phase One in the re-opening of shops and businesses.

The store is strictly limiting the number of customers in store, along with…

‘…preparing sanitiser stations for trolleys; safe queuing 2 metres apart before entering the store; 2 metre navigational markers on the floor and directional arrows to guide customers through the store; and Perspex screens and contactless-only payments at checkouts where the contactless limit has been increased to €50′. ..

Do come back.

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Yesterday evening: Ready Phase One

Um

This morning/afternoon.

Will O’Connell writes:

What’s going on above me for the last 20 mins or so? Small plane from Liverpool. Surveying lockdown compliance? Spying? Hope everything OK up there. That’s a lot of fuel to waste…

Anyone?

RVR7RX/24825099 (Flightradar24)

 

One good thing about lockdown is that on our walks we seem to see and hear more birds than usual.

I’ve got a chirpy €25 Golden Discs voucher to give away to a reader who lists their favourite song about our winged friends.

Here’s mine.

The winner will be chosen by my budgie.

Lines MUST close at 6.45pm EXTENDED until1 6am!

Please include video links where possible.

Nick says: Good luck.

Golden Discs

Earlier: Last week’s winner

Taoiseach Leo Varadkar and Minister for Health Simon Harris (top right) this evening

This afternoon.

More as we get it.

Phase One on easing of restrictions to begin on Monday (RTÉ)

Meanwhile…

Meanwhile…

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