Above from left: Fra Fee who will play the role of Patrick/Patricia, Anne Clarke (Producer Landmark Productions), Jennifer Whyte (Musical Director), Henny Finch (Executive Director Donmar Warehouse), Paul Fahy (Producer Galway International Arts Festival), John Crumlish (CEO Galway Arts Festival), Bob Kelly writer, Peter Wilson (Duke Special, composer), and Patrick McCabe, writer of the novel Breakfast on Pluto

This morning.

Olympia Theatre, Dame Street, Dublin 2.

The launch of Breakfast on Pluto, a musical based on Pat McCabe’s novel which will play Galway International Arts Festival, The Birmingham Repertory Theatre, the Olympia and the Donmar Warehouse in London this year.

A movie of the novel was directed by Neil Jordan in 2005 with Cilian Murphy in the role of Patrick/Patricia ‘Kitten’ Braden.

The show’s world premiere takes place at Galway International Festival in July before transferring to the Olympia.

Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland

From top: Leo Varadkar (right) and Micheál Martin during the Prime Time General Election 2020 leaders’ debate on RTÉ One on January 4; Derek Mooney

When Keith Waterhouse wrote his play about the dissolute wit, columnist and sports journalist, Jeffrey Bernard, he decided to entitle it: “Jeffrey Bernard is unwell”.

The name came from message editors of the Spectator would insert in the blank space where Bernard’s “Low Life” column should have appeared… except he was too hungover or pissed to write one.

It is not the only placeholder they used. The other one read: Jeffrey’s column does not appear this week as it remarkably resembles the one he wrote last week.

Broadsheet’s editors might have been justified in posting that message here if I hadn’t decided at the last minute to do a partial re-write of today’s column.

After three weeks of writing about the necessarily slow, but often strategically ill advised, process of government formation, there is nothing new I can add this week to either address or reduce the concerns I raised here last week, the week before and the week before that.

Nothing I have seen or heard from either Fianna Fáil or Fine Gael over the past seven days suggests that they plan to amend the barely one-dimensional strategies they have each adopted since the election.

Not that nothing has happened. Last Thursday the Fianna Fáil leader went on Sean O’Rourke’s RTE Radio One programme. To his credit, Martin was direct and open in setting out his stall. Bluntly so.

He didn’t dance around it. He made it very clear that his preferred option is full coalition between Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael with Green party and possibly independent TD participation. He left the door open to the idea of a rotisserie, sorry, a rotating Taoiseach, too.

Was this attempt to prepare or soften up the Fianna Fáil base? If so, it hasn’t worked. For many Fianna Fáil activists hearing the leader of their party talk candidly about putting Fine Gael ministers back in office after a campaign that was supposed to be about replacing them was a step too far.

The party faithful had been just about willing to countenance some sort of Fine Gael Confidence and Supply arrangement, a reverse of the 2016 scenario, but here they were listening to a Fianna Fáil leader not just discounting this as a possibility, but saying that serving alongside Fine Gael ministers was his first choice.

No wonder last Thursday afternoon’s Fianna Fáil parliamentary party meeting was fraught.

But this is no bad thing. While it may not mark a change in Fianna Fáil’s approach, it may be a signal that the parliamentary party is ready to insist on having greater oversight of the government formation process. One assumes that this will include a serious examination of what went wrong with Fianna Fáil’s #GE2020 campaign.

One other positive is the fact that Fianna Fáil’s Jim O’Callaghan TD and John Lahart TD were both prepared to entertain the idea of there being a possible national unity government from across the Dáil. I mentioned this possibility here last week in the context of a note I had written the day after the election count.

There are a variety of ways such a unity government could be structured, including using the d’Hondt system of allocating ministerial posts amongst those parties and groups (of independents and smaller parties) who wish to participate in government.

While the d’Hondt method could be a useful way of ensuring a fair distribution of departments and ministers, it would not sort out the thorny issue of who becomes Taoiseach – (and it’s worth noting that there are very few examples of the rotating Prime Minister model working in practice, apart from the Israel’s national unity government of the late 1980s which resulted in a  dirty trick political scandal) or its programme for government.

In addition to seriously tackling the problems in housing and health and addressing climate action, any programme for a national unity government, be it for a year or two years would also have to address the developing Coronavirus/Covid-19 public health crisis.

I know from my time dealing with the Office of Emergency Planning that there is a robust system of emergency planning for a range of possible emergency scenarios including major accidents, nuclear incidents, weather emergencies and pandemics.

I have no doubt that the government is seeking and following the best expert advice it can get, nationally and internationally, and this will inform the discussions at the cabinet sub-committee on Coronavirus this morning. But ministers here must also watch what other governments across the EU are doing and heed the lessons of what went wrong in Italy and China.

France and Germany are set to ban gatherings of more than 1,000 people as part of their efforts to slow or impede the spread of the infection. We should too, indeed we should have already done so.

That means cancelling the St Patrick’s Day festivities across the country. This will cost tens of millions, just as it did back in 2001 when the arrival of Foot and Mouth caused parades and festivities to be cancelled (well technically postponed until May that year), but it is the responsible thing to do.

Delaying the cancellation announcement, even if only until today, is just increasing pressure on individual event organisers, such as those in Killarney town who now say they are proceeding.

Last week the Taoiseach urged people not to act unilaterally in cancelling events saying that the government was closely monitoring the situation.

He needs to act now – and that means erring heavily on the side of caution and risk avoidance when it comes to the St Patrick’s Day events. Cancelling them now could just be the occasion when his not taking a risk pays off.

Derek Mooney is a communications and public affairs consultant. He previously served as a Ministerial Adviser to the Fianna Fáil-led government 2004 – 2010.  His column appears here every Monday.Follow Derek on Twitter: @dsmooney

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Lisa Lambe – Hunter’s Moon

There is a light.

The second single from Lisa Lambe’s new album Juniper is a slow-burning, dreamy love song that calls to mind Stevie Nicks at her smoky best.

The video was shot in moody monochrome by Dora Kazmierak.

Lisa supports Horslips on Paddy’s Day in The Olympia, Dame Street, Dublin 2 and launches the album in The Sugar Club, Leeson Street,Dublin 2, on April 3.

Nick says: Good moon rising.

Lisa Lambe

Donie O’Sullivan tweetz:

“Great to see the WarnerMedia cafeteria observing the ancient irish tradition of enjoying Green Matcha Lattes for St Patrick’s Day.”

Earlier: Now Wash Your Brain

These are sandcastles.

The brutalist sedimentary architecture of artist and sandcastle maestro Calvin Seibert, conjured from nothing more than sand and water, smoothed and levelled by knife, trowel and hand. Sez he:

I always start at the top and work down, taking great care to keep the horizontals level. I pretty much make things up as I go along, allowing surprises and engineering difficulties to shape the castles.

colossal

This morning.

Gardiner Street Middle, Mountjoy, Dublin 1.

A Cabinet Subcommittee on Covid-19 held at the Health Protection Surveillance Centre with, middle pic from left: Tanaiste Simon Coveney; Minister for Finance Paschal Donohoe; Minister for Health Simon Harris; Chief Medical Officer of the HSE Dr Tony Holohan; Minister for Communications, Climate Action and Environment Richard Bruton; Minister for Transport, Tourism and Sport Shane Ross; Minister for Business, Enterprise and Innovation Heather Humphreys; and Taoiseach Leo Varadkar.

Did we not de-elect these guys?

33 cases of coronavirus are confirmed on the island of Ireland (RTÉ)

Earlier: “We Can’t Sugarcoat This“

Leah Farrell/RollingNews

Meanwhile…

The Taoiseach is to shorten his traditional St Patrick’s visit to the US because of the coronavirus.

Leo Varadkar will begin his trip in Washington on Wednesday and will not visit New York as previously planned.

He was due to attend a UN event in New York as part of Ireland’s bid for a seat on the United Nations Security Council.

A Government spokesperson said the Taoiseach is looking forward to attending a series of engagements in Washington on Wednesday evening and Thursday, including meeting President Donald Trump at the White House.

Taoiseach to cut short St Patrick’s trip to US (RTÉ)

Meanwhile…

Zzup?

Yesterday.

Mount Venus Road, Rathfarnham, Dublin.

Stephenenny writes:

Does anyone have room in their home for Heath? This poor guy has been at the DSPCA for over a year!

They’re brilliant but it’s not a home for a dog. I’d have taken him home by now but he needs to be the only dog in the home.

Please please consider rescuing this gorgeous man!

How gorgeous?

Any takers?

Heath (DSPCA)

Thanks Breeda

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