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The Iyashi Octopus Sucker Massage (around €67) is a set of silicone Squidward hands, or, according to the blurb:

…one of the most unique massage tools we’ve seen in Japan. It be turned inside out to massage your feet and hands. Just slide in your hand and let the “octopus” get to work. Or you can keep the suckers on the outside and use it to apply a special quasi-acupuncture suction session to your back, neck or other parts of the body.

Ah here. Steady on.

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The World Quizzing Championship 2015.

At the home of quizlings

County Offaly.

Gary Stephens, of the Irish Quiz Organisation, sez:

It’s time to take on the world! Or more precisely 2000 quizzers around the world taking part in the World Quizzing Championships – all competing for the title of ‘best quizzer in the world‘.

There will also be a fun team quiz afterwards to wind down, with teams made up on the day and seeded based on the WQC scores.

To give all Irish quizzers a fair chance to attend, the venue is right in the centre of the country, just off the M6 Galway-Dublin road (junction 5). It’s 1 hour from the M50, 1.5 hours from Galway & Limerick, and 2 hours from Cork…[continues for ten minutes]

Cost is €10 per person (no teams required) for the full day’s quizzing. Thank you

World Quizzing Championship 2015 (Facebook)

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Joe Collins writes:

No payment was given for this work. The design was created free of charge for the Fianna Fail Party.

Yesterday: Here Come The Boyos

Meanwhile…

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Fianna Fáil leader Micheal Martin TD and Robert Troy TD arrive at Leinster House this morning narrowly avoiding a ladyperson.

(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)

90381991Transport Minister Paschal Donohue

How sound is the Aer Lingus IAG deal regarding jobs and slots?

Some lack of clarity via a plane crash encounter between Paschal Donohue and Gavin Jennings of RTÉ Radio One’s Morning Ireland earlier.

Please place all loose items in the container provided.

Gavin Jennings: “Once Aer Lingus is sold, how can we be certain that all of the promises on Heathrow slots will be kept?”

Paschal Donohue: “Well, they fall into two different areas in relation to connectivity and we have secured a set of guarantees that the State does not have at the moment, we’ll now move to the situation where we ill be the only people, the only stakeholder that will have a role in the disposal of slots and we will also oversee a seven year guarantee in relation to slot usage that does not exist at the moment. These guarantees will be enshrined into the Articles of Association of the company, therefore giving them legal robustness in relation to job growth, 635 new jobs by 2020, 150 new jobs next year, we have looked at the plans that are there for 4 new transatlantic services and to grow different airports, we’re confident that we can deliver those…”

Jennings: “Do those guarantees hold if IAG is sold or taken over?”

Donohue: “Well, we’re dealing with the future here of Aer Lingus and the guarantees that I have secured will be written into the articles of association of the company.”

Jennings: “If IAG is taken over and if more shares are being bought by other different companies, if it’s sold or taken over in the next 7 years do your guarantees hold?

Donohue: “Yes they do.

Jennings: “How?”

Donohue: “Because they’re written into the Articles of Association of Aer Lingus.”

Jennings: “So you have a veto, yes?”

Donohue: “To be very clear we have a guarantee in relation to the indefinite sale of the existing slots.”

Jennings: “But not the use, the use of them is only in place for 7 years.”

Donohue: “And that is a guarantee which we do not have at all at the moment, so it’s a 7 year guarantee in relation to the use of slots which is not in place now, it will begin when the transaction is complete and the use of slots is defined by the summer and winter schedules, so specifically, Gavin, we’re looking at the current frequency of use that will be maintained across the seven year period.”

Jennings: “This veto or guarantee, are you sure that EU laws allow you to exercise that?”

Donohue: “We have had contact already over a period time with the European Commission in relation to the legal mechanisms.”

Jennings: “Do they say it’s legit?”

Donohue: “We have indications that they will not oppose those guarantees.”

Jennings: “Have they said it’s legitimate?”

Donohue: “Well, Gavin, we would not be going ahead or asking for the support of Cabinet for this if I wasn’t sure that these guarantees were robust, and furthermore the fact that all of the airports that are involved in the operation of these slots, all of them, have now come out and welcomed this deal is an indication of the confidence that the airports themselves have in the operation of a guarantee which does not exist at the moment.”

Jennings: “The letter that was sent to you yesterday by Stephen Kavanagh, the CEO of Aer Lingus where he says we do not foresee a likelihood of either a compulsory redundancy or a indirect employment, we spoke to Patricia King from SIPTU earlier on, will it be written into this register of employment agreements that are also mentioned in the letter, will it be written into this that there will be no outsourcing no indirect employment and no compulsory redundancies?”

Donohue: “That is a matter for contact between the unions and the representatives of Aer Lingus but I would draw everyone’s attention to one line that is included in the letter that we received, where Mr Kavanagh said they would look at the scope of REAs and they would also look at extending the registered employment agreements to govern more employees.”

Jennings: “Will those Registered Employment Agreements rule out outsourcing and compulsory redundancies?”

Donohue: “Gavin, you’re asking me a question that Aer Lingus themselves will be able to answer, we have secured the…”

Jennings: “These are two questions that the union wanted assurances on, I’m just asking you, can you give me those assurances.”

Donohue: “And I’m directly answering your question, we have a commitment here to expanding the scope of REAs and expanding the number of employees that will be covered and we’re also dealing with a company that has managed to respond to huge challenges in recent years with the consent of employees…”

Jennings: “Minister, I’m sorry to harp on the point, but will extending the scope mean that it would include outruling, outsourcing and compulsory redundancies?”

Donohue: “And you’re asking me to make a prediction in relation to discussions that will happen.”

Jennings: “You don’t know, then.”

Donohue: “And what I’m doing, I’m emphasising that we have received a commitment from Stephen Kavanagh and from Aer Lingus that they do not foresee the use of compulsory redundancies or indirect employment..”

Jennings: “I’m not a worker at Aer Lingus and neither are you. ‘Do not foresee’ would not fill me with much assurance, would it?”

Donohue: “And indeed, and what I would point out in relation to those who are concerned by it are the commitments we have received in relation to the maintenance of jobs we also have a commitment in relation to the creation of new jobs we have commitments here in relation to the creation of 613 new jobs…”

Jennings: “A target, yes.”

Donohue: “We’re doing all this more broadly because the government believes this the best prospect for the long term growth of Aer Lingus.”

Jennings: “Do you expect there will be job losses in the short term?”

Donohue: “Well, Willie Walsh in the initial stage of this bid said that next year he believed there could be approximately 50 people affected…”

Listen back here

(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)

 

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Where were you?

A heart-gladdening compilation of images and personalities  [Including Senator Katherine Zappone and partner Ann Louise Gilligan top] and sounds from the Marriage Referendum compiled by GAZE International LGBT film festival Dublin.

Mmf.

Directed & Produced by Anna Rodgers; Edited by Bob Gallagher; Co-Producer Zlata Filipovic; Camera by Ken O’ Mahony, Bob Gallagher, Deirdre O’ Toole; Music by Hugh Rodgers; Online by Michael Higgins. In association with Invisible Thread Films.

Gaze

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Yesterday

Independent TD Catherine Murphy attempts to raise concerns about the involvement of KPMG in the review of the Siteserv deal.

Enter Ceann Comhairle Seán Barrett.

Catherine Murphy: “There is a motion on the Order Paper, No. 197, to which there are 45 signatories. Unusually, it has been signed by almost the entire Opposition. I am calling on the Taoiseach to consider allocating time for a debate on it. It concerns the review by KPMG of Siteserv and other issues. It was pointed out when we were debating the matter that there were conflicts or, at least, perceived conflicts with the individual who was to carry out the review.

Seán Barrett: “I am sorry, but we cannot deal with that issue on the Order of Business.”

Murphy: “There has been further damaged by virtue of the fact…”

Barrett: “Is time being allocated to debate the motion?”

Murphy: “…that IBRC joined the process last week.”

Barrett: “I am sorry, but the Deputy cannot raise this issue on the Order of Business. Will she, please, resume his seat?”

Murphy: “It joined the court case last week. Essentially, a court case was taken by Mr Denis O’Brien…”

Barrett: “Deputy Martin Heydon is next. I am sorry, but Deputy Catherine Murphy is out of order.”

Murphy: “The conflicts of interest are now greater than they were.”

Barrett: “The Deputy is out of order. Will she, please, resume her seat? She cannot raise this matter on the Order of Business.”

Murphy: “If there is to be a review and we are to spend public money on it and there is someone who is…”

Barrett: “The Deputy has a Whip. She can ask them to go to the whips’ meeting and arrange a debate.”

Murphy: “It seems that time should be provided…”

Barrett: ‘Will the Deputy, please, resume her seat?’

Murphy: “That there are 45 signatories on the Opposition side is no small matter.”

Barrett: “The Deputy can ask her Whip to deal with the matter at the whips’ meeting.”

Murphy: “I am asking the Taoiseach to consider allocating time to debate the motion.”

Barrett: “Will the Deputy, please, resume her seat?”

Martin Heydon (Fine Gael): “I wish to ask the Taoiseach about promised legislation following last Friday’s historic vote. It represented another move by the Government to improve equality in society, as well as fixing the economy. I wish to ask the Taoiseach about another issue on which the Government has made progress…”

Good times.

Related: Sanctions being finalised to crack down on disruptive TDs (Irish Times)

Previously: Not Going Away

Transcript via Oireachtas.ie

FIFA Corruption Inquiry – Live (BBC)

 

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Joe Ó Ceallaigh writes:

Interesting article on [Irish language paper] Tuairisc from Brazil-based Dutch Gaeilgeoir Alex Hijmans on how the ‘Tá Comhionnanas’ (Yes Equality) campaign and badges created a positive attitude towards Irish.

I think this is important because many usually open-minded, liberal Broadsheeters can be quick to lump Irish in with all that they see as backward in Ireland. Yes there are conservative Irish speakers just as there are many conservative mono-lingual English speakers. Pick up the Sindo if you don’t believe me.

There are also many people who learn and speak Irish because they have an outlook which views the world as a rich and diverse tapestry of different cultures. Which attitude is more liberal and progressive? That of the bilingual person or the arrogant stance of the Gaeilge basher who can only speak one language?

“I bhfocail eile, fianaise é fairsinge na gcnaipí ‘Tá’ nach mbreathnaítear ar an nGaeilge a thuilleadh mar ghné den chuing choimeádach, Chaitliceach a mhothaigh go leor Éireannach ar a nguaillí leis na céadta bliain.”

Roughly – “Widespread wearing of the ‘Tá’ badge means that that the Irish language is not seen as part of the narrow, conservative Catholicism that kept the Irish people on their knees for hundreds of years”

Fightiní!

Is mó an dea-thoil a chothaigh ‘Tá Comhionannas’ don Ghaeilge ná scata eagraíochtaí Gaeilge le blianta (Tuairisc)

Pic: Ruth Medjbar

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