Thank Frilly it’s Friday.

That means another magnificent music competition.

With today being the anniversary of the release of the debut album by The Velvet Underground & Nico in 1967 with its famous Andy Warhol banana artwork, I want to know: what’s your favourite album cover?

Here’s mine.

Reply below to be in with a chance of winning a €20 voucher redeemable at any Currys PC World branch.

The winner will be chosen by my agent.

Please include image or link to image if possible.

Nick says: Good luck.

Lines MUST close at Saturday 11am.

Last week’s winner here.

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A 2015 César award winning short by Céline Devaux in which a hungover Jean faces probing questions about his life and homosexuality at lunch with his family.

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Ah anseo.

This afternoon.

The newly opened 20 house development has been named ‘Pairceanna na Glas’ – a name that is meaningless and incorrect in terms of grammar and spelling, according to locals and scholars who are urgently pressing Kerry County Council to correct the error in what is a Gaeltacht town.

Locals began warning the council about the meaningless name last October.

However the name stone has now been erected, and it lacks the requisite fada in “páirceanna”…

…Local GP Dr Peadar Ó Fionnáin, said no one is really sure what “glas“ means in the context because of the poor gramma

Anger as Dingle estate given ‘meaningless’ Irish name (RTÉ)

‘Beyond Noh’ – a hypnotically rhythmical cycle though 3,745 masks: from ancient painted faces to pop culture mugs and the ubiquitous face-pants of the pandemic.

Created by mask enthusiast Patrick Smith, the sequence combines photos from museum archives, galleries, crowdsourced submissions and Smith’s own private collection. He sez of it:

To me, masks are an interesting way to view humanity. It seems to me that every culture in the history of the world has participated in some form of mask making, whether it’s for performance, ritual, protest, or utility.

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This afternoon.

It’ll be grand.

Meanwhile…

Thailand has  became the first Asian country to halt the use of the jab over safety concerns, shortly after Denmark announced a two-week pause to its nationwide rollout after reports of blood clots and one death.

In a setback to Europe’s ailing vaccination campaign, seven other countries have also suspended the use of the Oxford-AstraZeneca shot: Norway, Iceland, Bulgaria, Luxembourg, Estonia, Lithuania, and Latvia.

Austria and Italy, meanwhile, have said that they will stop using certain batches of the vaccine as a precautionary measure.

Many other nations, however, have defended their use of the shot and said they will continue their respective inoculation campaigns…

More countries suspend AstraZeneca vaccinations over blood clot fears: What we know so far (CNBC)

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Orson Welles playing Jonathan Wilk, based on famed attorney Clarence Darrow, in Compulsion (1958); David Langwallner

Orson Welles arrived in Ireland as a 15-year-old farm boy, but precocious and overweight beyond his years. After a tour of the West Coast – a kind of obligatory rite of passage – he was penniless and, clutching fake representations and reviews, he presented himself before Mr. Micheál Mac Liammóir at The Gate Theatre, Dublin and said:

“I am a prominent Broadway actor.”

Now the great old whore and ham (Mac Liammóir) did not believe a word of it but gave him a job. Old Ireland. He was impressive. An impressive confidence trickster.

Mr. Welles acquitted himself brilliantly and used all of that and the glorious reviews of The Gate to springboard himself back into America.

The point of odd coincidence in my life is that the avuncular, cigar-chomping, rotund, bon viveur a far too kind expression out of loyalty, frequented The Gate even when MacLiammoir was dead, demonstrating one of his many great qualities. Loyalty to old friends. Nostalgia an emotion to be avoided.

So Mr. Welles went back to The Gate often and I met him once. It was an extraordinary experience to be in the presence of that level of lifestyle excess, utter egotism and diet and, let’s face it, genius. Forty five minutes of unbridled conversation with several bottles of claret downed. This was the 1980s and he died soon after from a heart attack at 67. Look at the achievements though admonish the self destruction non puritanically.

The greatest American trial lawyer of the century in terms of notoriety was Clarence Darrow. There are other American candidates. Gerry Spence is still alive though 90 with an unimpeachable 100 percent acquittal rate in criminal cases. The reputation of others are more like skyrocket, brief flashes that burn and or brought down by their imperfections.

Clarence Darrow avoids these pitfalls for a variety of reasons. He was part of the movement known as Progressivism splendidly documented in the book The Metaphysical Club (2001) by Menand.

This was a belief now somewhat quaint in scientific progress, pragmatism the notion that society should develop in progressive terms. It was also a faith in the Enlightenment and the power of reason and thus there was a divergence between the force of light and the forces of darkness, epitomised by religious fundamentalism, as important and dangerous then as now.

Darrow, unlike other trial lawyers, stood for certain things. He was in many ways a man of ideas and an intellectual and moral framework defined him and what he did and he was consistent.

Thus he did not judge his clients or shy away from controversy whoever they were and however damned in the eyes of the public they were. He was not a believer in free will but argued that societal considerations, environment and hereditary shaped a person’s destiny whatever their background.

Darrow, thus represented the preppy college boys of privilege in the Leopold and Loeb case, immortalised by the performance of Welles as Darrow in the film Compulsion (1958) a disturbing insight then and now into the American mindset or indeed any society based on the assumption of privilege.

Now the murder was heinous of a young boy and there was no possibility of an acquittal except on the grounds of diminished responsibility. Leopald and Loeb had colluded  in the murder of an eight-year-old boy due to a Dostoevskian ubermensch sense of themselves as supermen. That corporate sociopathy warped into the American and indeed Irish character and in elements also of the ruling class of all countries. Born to rule. Noblesse oblige. We the powerful from the good families are unaccountable and above the law. Particularly in our dark age.

The death penalty was at stake thus and that then and now adds to the drama of American trials. Darrow’s strategy was to plead guilty but seek to admit psychiatric reports which would be consistent with huge terms of incarceration rather than the finality of death

He succeeded brilliantly, though the judge did not in point of fact accept the psychiatric evidence ultimately he did admit it and it sub silento influenced the life imprisonment sentence.

The Prosecutor also to some extent put Darrow on trial. In fact for his late career he was always on trial. It was always a case of trying the man and his ideas as well as his client. The Prosecutor argued that Darrow believed that people were not in jail because they deserve to be but due to circumstances beyond their control.

Darrow in fact compiled or obliged this prejudice in his closing speech when He stressed the lack of responsibility of his clients.

They did it for the experience without reason and needed kindness and charity not outright condemnation. The sort of sentiments that might incur an outright knee jerk reaction in this day and age of right wing triumphalism and fascism

It was a noticeable feature of his representations that he seemed to find the good in anybody and had an extended sense of compassion to his clients not entirely evident in his personal life.
I think this is true of most defence lawyers that the surfeit of empathy required to do the job does not often translate into a comfortable private existence.

His graphic and lifelong hatred of the death penalty is also evident in the closing peroration:

“You can trace it all down through the history of man. You can trace the burnings, the boiling, the drawings and the quartering, the hanging of people at the crossroads, carving them up and hanging them as examples for all to see.”

In this he was influenced by a story his father told him when young of witnessing a public execution and his closing line was incredible, blending his hatred of the death penalty with his hatred of religion seamlessly.

The Leopold and Loeb Case not only gave rise to Welles as Darrow in Compulsion but also indirectly to Alfred Hitchcock’s Rope (1948), where the murder is of a more vulnerable adult and it obviously touched a raw nerve in the American character. In effect it is the phenomenon of the younger cuckooing the older person, the more vulnerable adult.

But there are more significant observations relevant to our time. It is about the imposition of power by the over entitled in our neo liberal universe and the assumption of superiority based on, what exactly? Thus it is about, in criminal lawyer terms, coercive and abusive relationships based on power and the inequality of bargaining.

It is also about the psychosis of the preciously well-educated and who they take advantage of and, in our distorted universe, that means there is little distinction between monolithic capitalist models and criminal cartels.

The same thing. A crucial realisation. The organisation of work. The business of business.

David Langwallner is a barrister specialising in public law, immigration, housing and criminal defence including miscarriages of justice. He is emeritus director of the Irish innocence project and was Irish lawyer of the year at the 2015 Irish law awards. His column appears here every Tuesday and Friday. Follow David on Twitter @DLangwallner

Pic: 20th Century Fox

Behold: Voyager Station – the solar system’s first space hotel, due to open in 2026. Along with one-sixth earth gravity suites, villas, restaurant, bar, gym, and an entertainment venue, the resort will offer spacewalks, low-grav basketball and a zero-g experience at the central docking hub.

Voyager Station will be constructed by robots in orbit and fitted with 44 autonomous “emergency return vehicles” for safe evacuation should something untoward happen.

Currently accepting reservations for a TripAdvisor-bothering €4,200,000 per three-day excursion.

You’ve seen Elysium. You know how this ends.

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