Rudy Giuliani, attorney for US President Donald Trump, during a news conference last night on lawsuits regarding the outcome of the 2020 American Presidential election

I know it can seem quite unfair
To make jokes about somebody’s hair
But it really is fun
When the dye starts to run
And dribbles and drips everywhere.

John Moynes

Getty

Indeed and you probably are.

Broadsheet on the Telly returns TONIGHT at 9.30pm streaming LIVE above and on our YouTube channel.

Join old friends, new pals and their pets as we discuss the rona, ‘murica and Xmas under the new abnormal.

Facial recognition technology will be deployed.

Hosted by Neil Curran.

Previously: Broadsheet on the Telly

Tomorrow.

In an interview with Seamus the Dog on RTÉ’s After School Hub, Education Minister Norma Foley will announce a no-homework day for all students.

Via Independent.ie:

Between now and Christmas teachers across the country can pick a day to give their students an evening free of homework.

The homework pass will be available to download from RTE.ie/learn from tomorrow afternoon.

Ms Foley says it’s a golden ticket…

Um.

Anyone?

Government issues no-homework day for all children in Ireland (Independent.ie)

Former President Mary Robinson

On The Late Late Show.

Jennifer O’Brien writes:

Michael J Fox will be speaking to Ryan about the legacy of his best-known films, the work of his foundation – which is researching a cure for Parkinson’s disease – and how he is very much looking forward to turning 60.

Thirty years to the month when she shattered the glass ceiling becoming the first woman to win the Irish presidency, Mary Robinson joins Ryan to reflect on that ground-breaking moment and why Covid has lessons for us in the fight against climate change

The stars of Irish Women in Harmony including Ruth Anne, Aimée, Moya Brennan, Sibeal, Laoise and Erica Cody will be in studio with a very special performance of their Christmas single in aid of ISPCC, Together at Christmas.

Social media sensations The Flemings will be talking about how they have danced their way through lockdown at home in Kerry,…

Ryan will also take a look through the stunning collection of images from Old Ireland in Colour, a book that brings the past to spectacular life by adding colour to black and white photos of Irish daily life between the 1870s and 1960s.

Plus, there will be a performance in studio from Dublin rapper, Malaki, with his unique take on Van Morrison’s Someone Like You.

*cough*

 The Late Late Show tomorrow at 9.35pm on RTÉ One.

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The Subterraneans – Game Show

Continuing our series of underrated Irish music since 1960, reader axelf makes the case for 1980s/’90s act The Subterraneans, who comprised Derek Barter (bass, vocals), Paddy Brady (guitar), Brian Murphy (keyboards) and Colm Coughlan (drums).

Game Show was produced by Pete Holidai (of The Radiators fame) and released by Mother Records in 1991.

Axelf writes:

“I heard this gem on MT USA wayyyy back. It was a staple of the show for many months.”

Nick says: The name of the game.

The votes are in.

Last week, with a dollar-friendly €25 Golden Discs voucher offer, I asked you to name your favourite song whose title features an American state?

You answered in your dozens.

But alas  there could be only one winner.

Third Place:

California (All The Way) by Luna

Joe Koyote writes:

‘From the 1994 sophomore album “Bewitched”. A slice of dream pop heaven. Fun fact: main man Dean Wareham was firmly an East Coast kinda guy, after moving from his New Zealand birthplace he spent most of his life in New York (plus a spell in Boston). But a few years ago re relocated to Los Angeles as his son was in college there. So he made it… All the Way… to California, eventually.’

Runner-up:

Reno Dakota by The Magnetic Fields

Specific Gravity writes:

“Reno Dakota, there’s not an iota of kindness in you, You know you enthral me and yet you don’t call me, It’s making me blue, Pantone 292.”

‘69 Love Songs is a hell of a collection of impeccable songs, running the full emotional gamut. Would be great to see them back in Dublin.’

Winner:

Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen

Johnny writes:

‘Recorded on a Teac Tascam 144 Portastudio, in his living room, with a simple tape recorder, instead of the studio, he then ran these recording through a Gibson Echoolex to add reverb and echo, sent the tapes in.

It’s an essential record in the history of home recording – he wrote the songs, put them down on a demo, that demo became the record. It didn’t sell particularly well and got no airplay. The magic or genius was, with the right amount of reverb and echo, a cheap speaker in a car sounds lush and dreamy.

A great driving album, quite dark, Nebraska is the retelling of Terrence Malick’s Badlands, a film based on the 1957–58 killing spree of Charlie Starkweather. The Starkweather murders were meaningless, and the randomness of that violence and inability to explain it, is the album.’

Nick says: Thanks all.

Last week: Win Nick’s Voucher

This afternoon.

Free the cheap, ugly lanes.

Meanwhile….

The gemstone, silver and gold filigree and rotational gear armoured carapaces of entomological studies by French artist Steeven Salvat which he describes as:

….allegory for the preciosity of biological systems. A way to drive attention to our smallest neighbours on this planet—we need to preserve them because they are worth much more than all the gold and jewels I dressed them with.

In fairness.

colossal

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