For the week that’s in it.

Celebrate Patty’s Day in controversial style.

America-based Broadsheet contributor JohnnyNYC has purchased ONE (yes, one) St Patrick’s Day 2019 ‘Make America Great Again’ hat – worth 50 greenbacks – to give away to a Broadsheet reader.

Wear it ironically. Wear it with pride. Use it as a prop in a fake hate crime.

The choice is yours.

The emerald green cap (to fit all head shapes and eseential for ‘flyaway’ hair) includes, at the rear, a four-leafed clover – the infamous sham shamrock – to further confuse passing liberals and Irish patriots alike.

To enter, please complete this rhyme:

Trumpsters wear red,

But my cap is green,

____________________,

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Lines MUST close at MIDNIGHT

Yesterday: Make Caps Great Again

Simon Judge tweetz:

Sick and tired of near misses from reckless taxi drivers in #Dublin – this guy came within a whisker of hitting me on Nassau St then got super aggressive when I called him on it at the next red light.

UPDATE:

Anyone?

Free the lanes.

My Ireland (2019).

Trailer for a forthcoming documentary by Tony Monaghan.

Johnny Keenan writes:

Tony, a construction worker turned documentary maker, came to prominence in 2013 by producing and directing ‘Rednecks + Culchies‘, [following the daily grind of drug addicts who worked for Monaghan’s construction company in Missouri]

Like most Irish immigrants, Tony’s view of Ireland has always being a heart-felt one. However his experiences and frustration in recent years have forced him to to make another documentary. This time specifically dealing with Ireland and our people.

This Belmullet, County Mayo-native, who left Ireland at 15, searches and seems to find he is not alone on his bleak outlook, and all things aren’t as green as they seem… Coming soon.

My Ireland

Lost Frequencies (featuring Flynn) – Recognise

Mullingar, Co. Westmeath-born ‘alt-pop’ singer Darren Flynn adds vocals to new ‘cut’ from Belgian producer Felix De Laet (aka Lost Frequencies).

1.2 Million Streams in seven days.

In fairness.

Flynn

‘sup?

Paul writes:

“Our cat Ferret has been missing from the Donore Avenue area in Dublin 8 since last night. We just moved to the area and we’re worried he’s after getting lost. If anyone has found/seen him I would be so grateful if you could get in contact.”

Anyone?

UPDATE:

Ferret has arrived home safe and sound.

Thank you, all.

Joe McKinney advertising Guinness in1994

On The Late Late Show

Sarah Whiteacre writes:

In an emotional interview with host Ryan Tubridy, Rod Stewart reflects on family, fame and fortune and discusses why Irish ballad Grace means so much to him.

In November 2015, Katie Healy and David Nolan survived a terror attack at the Bataclan…A month later David proposed, and the couple went on to welcome a beautiful daughter in to their lives. Last December, they received news that no parent wants to hear, and the couple join Ryan to discuss their daughter’s life changing diagnosis.

He brought us Irish Mammies, and now author Colm O’Regan is back with a new book…Colm joins Ryan to discuss what makes the Irish Mammy such a treasured part of our national identity…

We’ll also be taking a look back at some of Ireland’s most iconic ads, and catching up with actor Joe McKinney 25 years on from dancing in that Guinness ad.

Music will be from James Morrison

The Late Late Show, RTÉ One, Friday, March 15th at 9.35pm

Pic: YouTube

From top: Queue to view a one-bedroom apartment on Tuckey Street, Cork last Summer; Dan Boyle

The electoral area I am seeking to represent contains Cork’s south inner city. As with any urban area, proximity to the centre sees a larger availability of private rented tenancies.

These tend to be older buildings, many of which have been broken down into smaller apartments. Calling door to door it is eye opening to see how many of these properties are sub-standard.

It is the unspoken part of the housing crisis. Too many people and their families are registered as homeless. The housing market, left to its own devices, is producing a spectacular mismatch between supply and demand.

And yet fear of both these factors means an enormous number of people spend their lives living in sub-standard accommodation.

An inspection regime exists, administered by the local authority. The regulations that inform these inspections are the Housing (Standards for Rented Houses) Regulations 2017. The initiation of such inspections is solely the preserve of the tenant – the tenant who lives in fear of losing their tenancy, however sub-standard it is.

This perverse form of governance, is unfortunately, far too prevalent a feature of Irish legislation. Notwithstanding the fact that local authorities lack sufficient resources to provide a robust inspection regime, this nobbled process will never be properly used by those who know that other available, affordable accommodation does not exist.

Bunreacht na hÉireann has tied us up in a constitutional Gordian knot. Legal interpretation has weighed in too heavily in favour of private property rights at the expense of the common good. We may need an explicit new constitutional reference to overcome this. Despite this we should be bolder in drafting and implementing legislation in this area.

Property owning has responsibilities as well as rights. Vacant properties, derelict properties, sub-standard properties should be treated as crimes against society, should be stringently policed and prosecuted with zeal.

Fines for presenting property in these ways should be punitive, then immediately be re-invested into having such buildings brought to their full potential.

Part of the double-think that informs policy in this area is the number of tenants living in sub-standard buildings, who are in receipt of housing assistance payments (HAP) to help them meet the cost of their rent.

This means that landlords of sub-standard properties are not only having a blind eye turned to the type of property they are making available for rent, they are being financially subsidised, rewarded, by the State for making these properties available.

We need to take the onus away from tenants in insisting that they be provided with housing that conforms with minimum standards. Local authorities should be sufficiently resourced to undertake spot check inspections. Complaints should be made by those other than the tenants themselves.

I would argue that this could, should be a role of locally elected councillors. There are precious few actual powers possessed by locally elected representatives.

One ill defined but important role is that of local ombudsman – an on the ground observer of the quality of services; someone to articulate the need to bring them up to standard. These are the voices we are not hearing in the current debate.

These are the responsibilities we need to live up to.

Dan Boyle is a former Green Party TD and Senator. He is running in the local elections in Cork in May  for the Green Party.  His column appears here every Thursday. Follow Dan on Twitter: @sendboyle

Top pic: Twitter

This afternoon.

The White House, Washington DC

More as we get it.

Meanwhile…

Oh.

Update:

This afternoon.

Brown Thomas, Grafton Street, Dublin 2

Prada-clad, ageless modelling Durannie Yasmin Le Bon launches ‘Beauty Icons’ at Brown Thomas, an “18-day beauty event of masterclasses, visiting international artists, exclusive previews and for the very first time – the Brown Thomas Beauty Awards 2019”.

French readers will Know her as Yasmin The Good.

Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland

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