Greystones golfer Paul Dunne has joined Europe’s elite golfers on the European Tour following his T13 finish at the PGA Catalunya today in Girona, Spain.

Fair play, in fairness.

Paul Dunne secures European Tour card (RTÉ Sport)

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BLACK MASS (122 minutes, 15A) Directed by Scott Cooper. Starring Johnny Depp, Joel Edgerton, Benedict Cumberbatch.

Johnny Depp can’t resist another dip into the dress-up box for this Boston crime drama, but the results are far more impressive than any of his recent output would lead us to expect.

Black Mass spans the 25 year-period when James “Whitey” Bulger (Depp) headed the notorious Winter Hill gang. Beginning in 1975, Bulger forges a mutually beneficial alliance with his childhood friend and FBI agent James Connolly (Joel Edgerton), whereby Bulger feeds information on rival gangs to the FBI, and in return his illegal activities are overlooked. Bulger takes out his competition and Connolly gets promoted, but there’s trouble ahead, naturally.

Scott Cooper (Crazy Heart) finds some inventive ways of presenting shots and transitions with a creative flair that keeps things interesting. There is however a noticeable slump in the final act. The factual basis of the material often ties the film down and prevents it from realising the dramatic potential of The Departed or The Town.

It must be said that as Bulger’s powerful diplomat brother, Benedict Cumberbatch fails to convincingly pahk his cah in hahvahd yahd, but the rest of the supporting cast (including Kevin Bacon and Jesse Plemons) are terrific. Besides, this is Johnny’s gig, and he is utterly terrifying. He brings an unpredictable, savage intensity to the role that is mesmerising. It’s a pleasant surprise to see Depp acting again, because he’s rather good at it. With sequels to Alice in Wonderland and Pirates of the Caribbean on the horizon, perhaps we shouldn’t get used to the idea.

Note: Black Mass is currently on limited release. It will be on general release from 25th November.

Love

LOVE (135 minutes, 18) Directed by Gaspar Noé. Starring Aomi Muyock, Karl Glusman, Klara Kristin.

With films such as Irréversible and Into the Void under his belt, we should be well accustomed to Gaspar Noé testing our levels of patience and endurance, but here the filmmaker crosses the line from provocation to outright trolling.

Love is essentially two hours of unsimulated sex – in 3D – with 15 minutes of story wedged in-between the cracks (fnar). Murphy (Karl Glusman) receives a phonecall informing him that his ex-girlfriend, Electra (Aomi Muyock) is missing and possibly suicidal. He then eats some opium and reminisces about all the weird sex they had together. And that’s an awful lot of sex… sex in parking garages, sex in niteclubs, and a 10-minute threesome that’s like watching snakes fighting on a bed with Harold Faltemeyer’s Top Gun Anthem playing over the top.

Yes it’s shocking, but for all the wrong reasons. Clunky dialogue such as “I’m just really in my head right now” and a risibly pretentious voiceover give the impression of a bad student film. The first-time actors are fine at standing still, staring and autoerotic activities such as ejaculating, but their inexperience is woefully apparent in scenes where speaking (or actual acting) is required.

It’s all very tiresome. The 3D sex is a gimmick, and can’t disguise the fact that Noé has nothing to say. Tommy Wiseau should watch his back. Love may yet displace The Room’s reputation as the “Citizen Kane of bad movies.”

Also on release from Friday: THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY PART 2; THE DRESSMAKER, THE PERFECT GUY.

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Simon K writes:

So, this actually happened in the European Parliament today. The Conservative bloc (which Fine Gael are part of) posted a press release, originally with a photo of a bloodied hand and empty cartridges (pictured above) with the headline: ‘Paris attacks: terrorists would gleefully vote Left’

Under it, they claimed,

“These left-wing groups are basically inviting terrorists to use loopholes in our safety and security legislation in order to perpetrate other terror attacks.“

I’m completely dumbfounded.

The press release, now online with a new image, can be read in full here.

Paris attacks: terrorists would gleefully vote Left (EVP)

Previously: Unintended Consequences

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Pat Flynn, in the Irish Examiner, reports:

“The €38m system is not being used by An Garda Síochána, the National Ambulance Service, and the country’s fire services. The navigation system for the emergency services does not support Eircode and is not likely to in the near future.”

“The Emergency Call Answering Service (ECAS) which handles emergency calls through the 999/112 numbers also does not support the new postcode system.”

“…one senior fire officer said: “As it is, Eircode is worse than useless. We were expecting that the postcodes would be incorporated into satnav systems to make our jobs easier but it appears to be a right waste altogether.””

Emergency services brand Eircode ‘worse than useless’ (Irish Examiner)

Previously: Auto Incorrect

Eircode And A Pattern Of Non-Competitive Tenders For Consultants

No Honour No Code

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The American Institute of Graphic Arts’ Ultimate Typography Quiz. To wit:

Do you grit your teeth if someone says “font” when he or she really means “typeface?” Does bad kerning just about ruin your day? Do you practically weep when a designer looks baffled at your ever-so-subtle suggestions to use proper ligatures?

Take it here.

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Staying in tonight.

The Local Eye on RTÉ One at 7pm

The second episode of the documentary series focusing on local newspapers, The Clare Champion, The Mayo News and The Munster Express, all  thriving in the cyber age.

Gareth Naughton writes:

In tonight’s episode Mayo News editor Neill O’Neill has an unexpectedly emotional encounter with landowner Brendan Holmes from Tiernaur, who shares memories of his much missed mother and his father who, as he puts it, was “too lazy to catch the flu”.

Mmf.

Last week: “Who Won The Whist In Mulranney?”

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Oh.

Among this year’s Global Economic Forum invited attendants. The forum runs from today until Saturday.

Regional meetings will take place in Derry, Galway, Limerick and Laois while the forum will meet in Dublin Castle tomorrow and Saturday.

FIGHT!

Full list of the participants here

Taoiseach launches Global Economic Forum (Business Post)

Earlier: Oh, It’s You

Previously: They All Have It Infamy

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