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Roy Keane and his ‘ghost’ Roddy Doyle at the Aviva Stadium Lansdowne Road Nua  launching ‘The Second Half’ today.

Roddy is immune to the death stare at this stage.

Meanwhile, Roy is asked the question on everyone’s lips.

Are you clinically insane? “‘Story with the beard?”

Saddam hipster.

Video: Newstalk

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Stop that.

Muscular ‘ealth Minister Leo Varadkar receives a a flu vaccine from clinical nurse manager Brid Ryan O’Malley as the HSE kicks off its Seasonal Flu Vaccination campaign today. About as effective as the vaccine itself. Kidding.

a) Working out?

b) On a low-carb whatsit?

or c) Some Vulcans have a life span of 200 years.

YOU decide

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You asked for it.

A comprehensive,fact-laden and intrigue-drenched update on the Irish Water timeline we posted back in January.

The original timeline, which began life as a response to some ‘legals’ from you know who and focused on the Siteserv deal, is now expanded to 8,154 words and include the much-bungled events of the last 10 months.

If you only read one exhaustive account of how not to set up a utility company today make sure you consider this one.

November 15, 2006: Construction services company Siteserv, which provides fencing and scaffolding, raises almost €10.5million from its flotation on Dublin’s IEX market and the Alternative Investment Market (AIM) in London. Its share price jumped 36 per cent from 0.55c to close its first day of trading at 0.75c. The company’s market capitalisation was approximately €51 million. Siteserv was founded in 2004 by chief executive, Brian Harvey. It has also received backing from Niall McFadden of Boundary Capital. Siteserv acquired Donohue Scaffolding in early 2006. It also owns Rent-A-Fence which provides temporary fencing and barriers to the construction and event management sector.

December 1, 2006: Siteserv announces the acquisition of Holgate Fencing (Ireland) in a cash and shares deal worth up to €19million – its first acquisition as a listed company. Holgate is described as a leading supplier and installer of motorway/road crash barriers and environmental acoustic barriers to the Irish market.

December 6, 2006: Goodbody Stockbrokers names Siteserv as one of three small stocks which it predicts will be leading contenders to deliver value in 2007.

December 22, 2006: Siteserv buys formwork and scaffolding provider Easy Access for €20million.

January 5, 2007: Siteserv leads the Dublin market with shares in the scaffolding and fencing firm soaring almost 18pc in early deals.

January 12, 2007: Siteserv appoints Kevin Gallen as chief financial officer and company secretary.

January 22, 2007: Siteserv posts interim pre-tax profits that rose more than 500% to €2.55million for the six months to October, 31, 2006. It said its revenues grew more than 600% to €16.28million.

July 16, 2007: Siteserv posts pre-tax profits of €5.3million for the year ended April 30, 2007, up from €600,000 in 2006.

August 12, 2007: It emerges that Siteserv’s board has agreed that the resignation of Kevin Gallen, as chief financial officer and company secretary “should be accepted with immediate effect”. Siteserv’s share price drops back down to the flotation price of 0.58. It’s reported this is due to nervousness surrounding the construction sector.

September 6, 2007: Siteserv buys Sierra Communications, a provider of services to the power, telecommunications and civil engineering markets in Ireland, for €46million. It’s customers include NTL, ESB and Sky. Deal involves €41.4 in cash and €4.6 in shares.

September 7, 2007: It’s reported the acquisition will be financed mainly through additional borrowings of €42.9million. Siteserv also announces it had agreed banking facilities of €115million.

September 14, 2007: It emerges that former chief financial officer of Independent News and Media, Colm Nolan, is Siteserv’s new chief financial officer.

October 16, 2007: Competition Authority formally approves Siteserv’s purchase of Sierra.

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Olaf Tyarensen’s ‘Portrait’, part of a trilogy of short films has been shortlisted for the Ó Bhéal International Poetry-Film Award.

Portrait is a brief meditation on two of the biggest dangers facing a journalist with literary aspirations – alcohol and procrastination. It opens as he has just written the first two pages of a book that he hopes “will make her proud and them jealous.” It ends years later with him regretfully throwing them away, having never completed the work.

Winner to be announced on October 19.

Olaf Tyaransen film shortlisted for O’Bheal Award (Hot Press)

Previously: Two Pages Two Drinks

 

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13 days in review.

36 hours to appear in the App Store.

But it’s here – the fix for the iOS app bug we asked for your help with.

The app should auto-update itself or you can go to the App Store and download the update directly.

Thanks for your help and patience.

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