The guards have arrested some bloke,
Whose boat was found loaded with coke,
He said he did not,
Put the drugs on his yacht,
That it must be a practical joke.
John Moynes
Pic: Defence Forces
The guards have arrested some bloke,
Whose boat was found loaded with coke,
He said he did not,
Put the drugs on his yacht,
That it must be a practical joke.
John Moynes
Pic: Defence Forces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afUPJOg7uRk
Mario and Fafa break down the litigious similarity between this song and this song.
‘Thumb zone heat maps’ applied to every iPhone display size since 2007.
MORE: How to design for thumbs in the Era of Huge Screens (Scott Hurff)
At the BUMBLEance stand at the Ploughing Championships this morning
Children’s ambulance service, BUMBLeance writes:
While people have been very good to support us at the ploughing, would you believe that some ba****rd has stolen a load of our supplies and some equipment!
Thanks Steve Mac
A trailer for Bloody Good Headline.
Tom Burke writes:
“Areaman Productions and Paul Quinn have made a short documentary about the men (mostly) who sell ‘The Herald’ in traffic around Dublin city. It will screen this Saturday at the IFI at 5pm as part of the Stranger Than Fiction Festival. Though filmed on the streets of the capital, there is no English spoken in the film: our subjects are variously from Poland, Venezuela, Brazil, Malaysia. It is not an easy job and is not very well paid. Our short film aims to give voice to these people who everybody sees but nobody ever hears from…”
Book here
From front page of today’s Irish Sun
The Irish Sun reports:
Scorned Alan Shatter is set to spill the beans in a live TV interview tomorrow night. The former Justice Minister will use an appearance on the Late Late Show as a revenge mission against his former pal Enda Kenny.
Yikes.
Featuring former Le Cool Dublin editor, Ciaran Walsh (left) and some wildlife.
Executed by By Steve Dooogan who sez:
“It’s a fond salute to Ciaran Walsh, ex of Le Cool and my old studio mate for five years. T Rex on the loose? Ain’t no thang.”
Name that street anyone?
This Week’s le Cool Dublin Issue
Thanks Kate Le Cool
Uncomfortable neighbours?? #ploughing pic.twitter.com/fIJdeOXqKf
— Jonathan Healy (@jonathanhealy) September 24, 2014
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