classic

Oh my.

None of your three wheel buggy nonsense.

Ciaran writes:

“Damn hipster dad in Dublin [this afternoon]. There was a baby in there, in case you think it was the ultimate accessory or the pram equivalent to lensless frames.”

Name that make and model anyone?

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Would you like a YEAR long membership to the Bewley’s Coffee Project?

The Bewley’s Coffee WHAT!?

“A new service for coffee lovers who will receive 12 boxes containing one unique coffee a month….”

SPLUTTER!

“Bewley’s master roaster will select exceptional coffees and hand-roast them to perfection before delivering them straight to your door. In each delivery you’ll find everything you need to help your understand the world of speciality coffee, from different origins to brew methods….”

Gulp.

“We select our coffee based on seasonality, great stories, and uniqueness. We then hand roast it to bring out its individual flavours and nuances. Each coffee you receive has been carefully chosen to bring you on a journey through the world of coffee….”

Oh, go on then.

To enter, please complete this sentence:

Please give a year of Bewley’s Coffee Project to [name of coffee-loving friend/relative here] who deserves it because_____________________________”

Lines MUST close at 4.45pm 5pm.

*jitter*

Bewley’s Coffee Project

UPDATE: The winner:
“Please give a year of Bewley’s Coffee Project to my girlfriend because she works herself into the GROUND but still hasn’t got a BEAN to spend on anything other than generic supermarket coffee. Their coffee is weak and makes her LATTE for work sometimes, which is causing problems with her boss, a smug AMERICANO who thinks that the working day should be 16 hours long with no breaks. He has ESPRESSO’d his dissatisfaction with her timekeeping and if he sacks her, we can’t afford a BARRISTA to defend her case in court. Seriously though, she’s brilliant, and she loves good coffee and this would make her year.” (Custo)

Thanks all.

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Behold the Polaroid Socialmatic.

It’s a real-life Instagram logo camera that can also print your photos.

A 14-megapixel camera will ensure high quality pictures of your dinner.

Priced at around €300.

Release date early 2015.

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From 1984, Father Michael Cleary was one of five churchmen who took part in a charity Church v State Celebrity Challenge motor race in the Phoenix Park.

Fianna Fáil leader Charles Haughey started the race after arriving in a vintage Rolls Royce.

Participants included Liam Cosgrave.

The race was won by TD Michael Keating, racing for the Stanhope Centre for Alcoholism, who celebrated with champagne.

Good times.

Watch here.

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An English establishment pet monkey Irishman who, as a registered ‘non dom’, uses a tax loophole to avoid paying tax in Britain gushes about the greatness of Britain.

FIGHT!

Sez Bob:

“Glasgow was one of the first places where we could get a gig when people in London wouldn’t look at us.”

“It was the people of Scotland who bought our records, which got us up the charts.”

“You two guys (England and Scotland) invented the modern world. Why go back from that?” Geldof said.

“Remember I’m Irish but it was the UK which gave me my life. The people inside this political nation are truly extraordinary.

“The English are an amazing people. Their history is just f**ing amazing.

“But it took the Scottish nation’s genius – and literally that is the word – to invent the modern world. That’s the truth of it.”

“The logic of the 21st century and immediate future is towards co-operation, consensus and compromise, as opposed to the past and the murderous 20th century which was defined by competition. Why retreat into the past? Why regress to an imagined national idyll? It won’t happen.

“What interest does the world have in Scotland or England unilaterally? The nation state is dead. The 21st century is about interdependence.”

“Things are always bigger than we are. Therefore the bigger we are, the better it is. Isn’t that what we learned from our labour struggles? Isn’t that what we learned from our wars? Isn’t that what we learned from football and families? That’s the way it just is. It’s not me just inventing it.”

“It’s a very healthy sense to understand who you are as a people and your place in this world. That’s a normal human instinct. We have a word for it – it’s called patriotism. But when it’s manipulated into the base metal of politics, which is nationalism – when political people on both sides of the argument do that – you have to be very wary. You really must think through these things.

“Nationalism is a very dangerous political animal. I know this – I’m Irish. It’s a cheap political trick which twists the understanding of who we are.

“I completely understand the emotional impulse towards independence. But always consider independence in inverted commas because what the f*** does it mean?

“We are entirely dependent on one another. None of us, in our private lives or our political constructs, are ever independent.

“We are all sovereign unto ourselves but we’re dependent on one another.”

“You think you guys are p***ed off with Westminster? What do you think it’s like living in London? Fupping Londoners are pissed off with Westminster. The world is changing and needs different institutions, but not just removing ourselves from each other.

“Actually co-operating with each other – that excites me. That interests me more than the f***ing bagpipe playing. That sort of stuff drives me nuts in Ireland as well.”

“We [Ireland] were an occupied country for 700 f***ing years.

“We were never allowed to industrialise. You guys had the very opposite. You guys chose – very Scottish, very practical – you saw the way to utilise your genius was by joining up, together. F*** me did you do it – and ran the f***ing show and still do.

“Look what you did. The NHS – Beveridge’s dad was Scottish. Blair and Brown brought in the minimum wage. The actual benefits of this country are actually only derived by cooperation together.”

“Look at Ireland within the Euro. F***ed up. Completely f***ed up.”

“There’s going to be an independent Scotland and a united Ireland and it will all be great? What will be great about it? Please explain that to me. Do you have any less pride in being Scottish or Irish than you will have next week? Seriously? It’s the manipulation of that pride and spurious arguments like that which drives me nuts.”

‘Our time is now’ – what the f**k does that mean? The time is any time.”

Better Together takeover: F*** me, you Scots didn’t just join the union.. you ran the whole f****** show, says Bob Geldof (Scottish Mirror)

Meanwhile…

Bob was asked about his tax affairs by The Times’ Lucy Bannerman at the World Economic Forum in Addis Ababa in 2012:

So how much is he worth? “I’m not telling you. But I am rich, let’s be clear.”
Can he understand why some might get annoyed when rich rock stars campaign about poverty?
He explodes with rage. “I pay all my taxes. My time? Is that not a tax? I employ 500 people [through his production companies]. I have created business for the UK government. I have given my ideas. I have given half my life to this. How dare you lecture me about morals?”

Any excuse.

The problem with God is He thinks He’s Bob Geldof (James Delingpole, Telegraph May 2012)

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