The clootie dumpling won’t make itself.
Back before you know it.
Stop!
Hammer time.
Friday.
The Late Late Toy Show on RTÉ One.
Aspirant vet Saoirse demonstrates how the Pfizer rona vaccine is administered to a Covid positive toy dog. Other vaccines are available.
Karl D writes:
No offence to the charming girl, but seriously: what the fupp was this (apart from a Pfizer ad)?
Anyone?
Meanwhile…
“What is required is a calm, clear, persuasive campaign about Covid vaccines, their safety and the alternative danger of refusal. Given what is at stake, a refusal to vaccinate is the socialisation of manslaughter.”
Manslaughter?
Very calm.
Gerard Howlin: We must inject calm into Covid vaccine debate (Sunday Times)
Clootie Dumpling Pie
By popular demand.
Janet writes:
For those of you who don’t know what it is – clootie dumpling is a spiced pudding with dried fruit that is wrapped in a cloth known as a cloot and simmered in water or ” steamed ” for a good while.
Best served with custard or cream, it is not as rich as a sasanach pudd and no Scot I know is going to waste good whisky by throwing it over the top. Keep your dram in your glass Jimmy.
I like my Boxing Day cloot fried up in butter for breakfast with a fried egg on…trust me you’ll never look back.
The slightly jelly like ‘skin’ that gives it’s character that forms on the outside of the cootie is the result of being boiled in a cloth or cloot, don’t worry if you don’t have calico an old pillow case works just as well. Don’t use a terry like cloth or tea towel unless it has a nice dense weave.
Our Maggie’s steamed Clootie
Ingredients
• 500g plain flour plus extra flour for dusting
• 200g beef suet
• 250g castor sugar
• 250g raisins
• 250g sultanas
• 1 tsp ground cinnamon ( I usually add a bit more )
• 1 tsp ground mixed spice
• 1 tsp ground ginger
• 1/4 tsp freshly grated nutmeg
• 3 tsp baking powder
• 1/2 tsp salt
• 2 large eggs
• 1 bramley apple, peeled and grated
• 3 tbsp black treacle
• 100ml whole milk
• one grated carrot (optional)
Method
Bring the largest pot you have of water to the boil, You’ll want to leave 2 – 3 inches of water from the top to make sure the dumpling will have room and room to float.
Now in a large mixing bowl combine all the dry ingredients (flour, sugar, spices, salt, baking powder, dried fruit and beef suet). In another bowl mix the eggs, milk and black treacle together with the grated apple. Then combine the wet mixture with the dry mixture.
Dip your cloot into the boiling pot of water to soak for a few minutes.
Wring it out to remove the excess water. Now spread the cloot over a large work surface and dust it well with plain flour.
The layer of flour does not need to be thick but make it even. The wet cloot and flour combine to form a protective glue-like waterproof surface so make sure the flour reaches far enough to the edges of the cloot, so that the flour will cover the whole dumpling when the cloot is drawn up around it.
Empty the mixture on to the cloot and draw up the material around it.
Tie it with string, wrapping the string twice around nice and tight but leave a bit of spare room at the top as the dumpling will expand a little.
Cut a long length of string so you can tie the excess on to the pot handles to suspend the cloot when it is submerged in the water.
Put the lid on and keep on a low simmer for 4 hours. Then transfer the dumpling to a baking tray.
Dry the dumpling in a 180˚C preheated oven for 15 – 20 minutes, unless you have a lovely roaring open fire that will do the trick ! When you first remove the cloot you will have a white glutinous skin which covers the surface of the dumpling but don’t worry, after it has been in the oven it will become darker and form a nice crust on the outside.
Happy Christmas!
Pic via Wikipedia
Saturday night.
Members of An Garda Siochana shutdown William Street South and surrounding streets due to the large numbers of people gathering.
My graphic of vacant sites and 3688 entire #Airbnb house/apartments and tents along the Grand Canal.
8,656 people including 2,583 children are #Homeless but yet more than 70% of all residential zoned vacant sites in #Dublin are owned by Dublin City Council or State Controlled. pic.twitter.com/yfyZ9sFH98— Rob Cross (@RobCross247) November 29, 2020
Good times.
Thanks Bebe
Get well soon! https://t.co/B0seiO84ld
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 30, 2020
The 78-year-old Democrat slipped while playing with his German Shepherd, Major, on Saturday and visited an orthopedist in Delaware for an examination on Sunday afternoon.
While initial X-rays showed “no obvious fracture,” a subsequent CT scan “confirmed hairline (small) fractures of President-elect Biden’s lateral and intermediate cuneiform bones, which are in the mid-foot,” according to a statement from his doctor Kevin O’Connor.
The president-elect could be seen limping as he left the doctor’s office to head to an imaging center for the CT scan, though he walked without a crutch or other help.
Joe Biden fractures foot, needs walking boot (New York Post)
Pic: NBC
Meanwhile…
Emergency Order just entered by Judge Timothy C. Batten, Sr.:
“Defendants are ordered to maintain the statue quo & are temporarily enjoined from wiping or resetting any voting machines in the State of Georgia until further order of the Court.”
Stop the steal NOW @BrianKempGA.
— Lin Wood (@LLinWood) November 29, 2020
Gulp.
Meanwhile…
BREAKING REPORT: Georgia Recount in Fulton County Delayed By Dominion Server Crash..
— Chuck Callesto (@ChuckCallesto) November 30, 2020
Hmm.
The Grand Canal at Lullymore Terrace, Dublin 8 last Summer (top) and now (above)
Is this your bicycle?
Harry Warren writes:
Apologies in advance for implying that Broadsheet readers would convey themselves around Dublin on a bicycle, but did anyone perhaps have a heavy party night some months ago and forgot where they left their bike?
This biologically propelled device is parked for months beside the allotments along the Grand Canal at Lullymore Terrace, Dublin 8.
I photographed the top picture last Summer and promptly forgot about it, note the bicycle has a rather tasteful floral camouflage with just a portion of the handlebars visible The bottom picture was photographed more recently, note the bicycle is now quite visible.
Anyone?