This morning.

Level 3?

Earlier: A Limerick A Day

Rollingnews

Via NY1 meteorologist Erick Adame.

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From left Taoiseach Micheál Martin, Tánaiste Leo Varadkar and Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly arrive at Dublin Castle yesterday to announce the ‘Plan for Covid Resilience and National Recovery’

I don’t think that many would say
That the government had a good day
Their new five phase plan
Was as confused as can
Be, and nothing went their way

John Moynes

Rollingnews

Tonight.

The Convention Centre, Dublin.

Thanks Alan Bracken

Context:

Behold: the S1 Project – a hypercar from Ares – an American company best known for creating bespoke versions of luxury performance cars and SUVs.

A showcase of computational fluid dynamics and track-hugging carbon fibre, the 715bhp, V8 S1 accelerates to 100kmh in 2.7 seconds. 24 will be made next year and the price of yours is available on request.

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This evening.

More as we get it.

UPDATE:

Earlier…..

Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly (left) with acting Chief Medical Officer at the Department of Health last month

This afternoon.

Short circuit in the Donnelly mainframe or the lurgy?

It’s a waiting game.

Rollingnews

“I don’t wear a mask, no. The whole fucking thing is bollocks. You’re supposed to wear them in Selfridges but you can fucking go down to the pub and be surrounded by every fucking c**t. Oh well, actually, we don’t have the virus in the pubs, but we have it in Selfridges, oh alright.”

Noel Gallgher.

Over to you, Jedward, ‘Our Kid’, etc.

Noel Gallagher Refuses To Wear A Mask (Stereogum)

Earlier: Burn Before Reading

“It’s Very Clear People Don’t Want This Conversation To Happen”

Meanwhile…

A comedian, eh?

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