Nigel Farage is doused in milkshake while campaigning in Newcastle, England yesterday

Now Farage and his shitty ilk
Deserve to be showered in milk
Shakes, but his base
Will say it’s a disgrace
While Nigel’s still farting through silk

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

This afternoon.

Meanwhile…

Oh.

Spice Girls at Croke Park

This afternoon.

Glencree and Powerscourt County Wicklow.

More as we get it.

Rollingnews

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Earlier: Meanwhile, In Powerscourt

Social Democrat European Election candidate and Dublin City Councillor Gary Gannon

Tom Burke writes

Our promo (above) for Gary Gannon is having a little moment on Twitter and is already up to 50,000 hits. As you might remember it is a door by door remake of his election video from few years back….

Previously: The Gaz Doorstep Challenge

Animals at Tayto Park zoo during last weekend

‘sup?

‘Love Your Zoo Week’ returns to Tayto Park, Ireland’s only theme park and zoo this Saturday, May 25 – June 2.

The week is an annual campaign established by BIAZA (Britain and Ireland’s association of zoos and aquariums) to educate the public on zoos, aquariums and wildlife centres.

Ian Collins writes:

Take some time with the family to monkey around with a selection of primate-themed events…

Families can meet the latest troop of lemurs in the newly opened lemur walk-through enclosure…

Visit the critically endangered macaques, the parks trio of tamarins and the boisterous squirrel monkeys…

Finally, make sure to check out the park’s smallest monkey, the Silvery marmoset, weighing in at a tiny 350 grams….

Plus, bush dogs, , Amur Tigers and Leopards!

We have a pair (yes, two) tickets to allow free admittance to Tayto Park to celebrate Zoo Week to the most deservign Broadsheet reader.

To enter, please complete this sentence:

‘I need to spend some quality time with animals, particularly the ______________[name of animal] owing to_________________’

Lines MUST close at 6.15pm MIDNIGHT!

Tayto Park

Pics: Patrick Bolger

The dancing lights of the Aurora Australis captured in time-lapse by Martin Heck, who had to mount his cameras inside special housings so the wouldn’t seize up when nighttime air temperature dropped to -70°C.

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