‘I Will Not Be Your Father’ Saber Skins $2.99.
Putting the spire in inspired.
No-da.
Screwbacca.
OK. Stop now.
Star Wars Condoms (GraphicArmor)
Thanks Barry H
‘I Will Not Be Your Father’ Saber Skins $2.99.
Putting the spire in inspired.
No-da.
Screwbacca.
OK. Stop now.
Star Wars Condoms (GraphicArmor)
Thanks Barry H
Totes.
Fuchsia MacAree?
I’m a Dublin based illustrator and I’m selling screenprinted tote bags (as above) and some A3 prints in my online shop. Mild humour comes as standard. Last date for ordering for shipping within Ireland is Sunday!
Irish-made stocking fillers to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘Irish-made stocking fillers’. No fee only a non-obligatory cyber cuddle.
Hold-Up – Can’t Feel My Face
A cover of The Weeknds’ numb-cheeked favourite by a Dublin band deploying the chops of some of Ireland’s virtuoso funk/pop/rock talents, namely Terence Taylor, Jake Curran, Adam Taylor, Shane O’Connor and Eoin Redmond.
Videography by Shaun Ryan
Yikes.
Anomanomanom writes;
Ticketmaster touting tickets again. Biebier mania!
Earlier: Who Are Those Guys?
Brendan McCarey (top) of Painted Clans.
He’ll do your whole family.
Both sides!
Lucky things.
Brendan writes:
I’m a designer and artist based in Mullen Village which is in a cosy quiet corner of north Monaghan, Ireland…Stuck for a stocking filler? See if your family is among our gallery here.
Irish-made stocking fillers to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘irish-made Stocking Fillers’. No fee.
Rebecca O Neil writes:
Loki the cat looking suitably unimpressed at his new Christmas toys, must try harder.
Happy Catmas from me and maybe Loki…
Jody Ronaldson writes:
The annual humiliation for Hobbes (after Calvin & rather than Eddie or Russell)
Annebxis writes:
This is Hodge (a she). Another pet thrilled it’s Christmas
Shakti Shiva writes:
Teidi says “I’ve been a good boy all year!”
My pet at Xmas to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ” My pet At Xmas’. A treat for every pet featured.
Earlier: A Jolly Holly Christmas
What a year!
Said very few people.
‘sheet movie critic Mark Ryall’s favourite and least favourite moments of drama on screens both big and small this year.
Best Movie: Birdman
Michael Keaton runs through Times Square in his pants, and his career gets a well-deserved boost. Yes, Birdman was released in 2015 (Waaay back on the 1st of January in fact). Alejandro G. Iñárritu’s one-take meta-textual dramedy was hilarious, creative and wholly original. Amongst all the sequels, prequels, reboots and retcons, Birdman was a reminder that mainstream film still has the potential to give us something fresh.
Honourable Mention: Mad Max Fury Road – The mad, undiluted genius of Dr. George Miller.
Best TV Show: Fargo Season 2
Because The Leftovers was just too damn bleak. Yah sure Fargo’s first season was real good there, but season 2 went back to the 1970s and upped the ante. With a little Bruce Campbell and a lot of Minnesotan weirdness, Fargo was shocking, funny (often at the same time) and thoroughly brilliant. You betcha.
Honourable Mention: This is England ’90 – Shane Meadows’ happy ending. In your face, Linklater.
Best Documentary: The Queen of Ireland
Long live the Queen! Conor Horgan’s documentary is as much a snapshot of Irish society in 2015 as it is the story of a drag queen from Ballinrobe. Chin up, it could be worse.
Honourable Mention: Cartel Land – Savage, brutal and utterly compelling. Cartel Land is no fun, but it’s essential viewing.
Best Male Performance: Eddie Redmayne (The Theory of Everything).
Daniel Day–Lewis in My Left Foot is the obvious comparison, but for my money, you’d have to go back to John Hurt’s Elephant Man to find a better physical performance. A tough gig bagged Redmayne the Oscar, and deservedly so.
Honourable Mention: Bertie Ahern (The Banking Inquiry) – I believe I can fly etc.
Best Female Performance: Cate Blanchett (Carol)
Blanchett’s effortlessly elegant turn in Todd Haynes’ homage to old school Hollywood hit every note on the emotional spectrum. From the giddy excitement of first love to the melancholy of heartbreak, Blanchett was profoundly affecting throughout.
Honourable Mention: Emily Blunt (Sicario) . Blunt’s bit-part years finally pay off.
Worst Movie: Love
“I hear you’re a pornographer now, Father.” If Terry Richardson made a movie, it would be Love. The competition was fierce (I’m looking at you, Entourage), but Gaspar Noé’s meditation on “sexual sentimentality” blew the rest away. I would assume that at least half of the production budget went on class A drugs, which might account for a seven-page script. Exhausting and unrelentingly foul. And can you imagine the stink on that set?
Dishonourable Mention: Ted 2 – Like the first one, just without the jokes.
Worst TV Show: True Detective Season 2
Sure, Orange is the New Black was a real chore this year, but True Detective 2 was the biggest anti-climax since the millennium bug. Despite Colin Farrell’s best efforts, nothing could save this mess of miscast actors, clunky dialogue and an underwhelming story.
Dishonourable Mention: Broadchurch 2 – Pointless, unnecessary, and oh so boring.
Good stuff coming in 2016: The Revenant, Room, Spotlight, Trumbo, The X-Files, Peaky Blinders, Westworld and of course… Twin Peaks.
*popcorn*
Fight!
Yesterday: ‘Damn near Perfect’
From top: Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon (second left), UNFCCC’s Christiana Figueres (left), French Foreign Minister Laurent Fabius and President of the UN Climate Change Conference in Paris (COP21), and President François Hollande of France (right); Dan Boyle
Why are Greens more optimistic about the adoption of the Paris climate agreement than the cumulative failures that have come before?
Dan Boyle explains:
It was almost like they had taken the ball away. They reached an agreement? After the mess that was Copenhagen, six years ago, that hardly seemed likely.
It was a process that has been somewhat embellished. Less of an agreement than an understanding. A meeting of minds if not yet a meeting of interests.
Unlike treaties on trade, like the WTO or TTIP, the language used in climate agreements is far less definite. The ‘shall’ and ‘will ensure’ provisions of trade treaties are mirrored by phrases like ‘may’ and ‘will endeavour to’ that are meant to anchor climate agreements.
Climate documents are more coy about what they are trying to achieve. The final documents from Paris makes no reference to oil or to fossil fuels or to efforts to decarbonise. They do however contain many references to renewable energy and you can’t have one without being without the other.
Paris is a voluntary agreement. There are no fines or sanctions that can be imposed for non compliance. And yet environmentalists, hoping against hope, believe for once progress has been made.
The promises are vague, the consequences of failing to adhere to them are weak. What we do have is a confirmation that a long time scientific reality is fast becoming a political reality.
The electoral cycle has also been kind. Environmental neanderthals in Australia and Canada were deposed making way for somewhat more enlightened representatives. In the US, President Obama seems committed to making progress in this area as part of his legacy. The lack of a formal adoption procedure may help. With a presidential election looming it removes the opportunity of The Republicans to pour their ignorance over the agreement.
Ireland has been passive in this process. The pathetic pleadings of The Taoiseach and the Minister for the Environment means that the country is poorly positioned to take advantage of the post carbon economy that now has to result.
The vacuity of what has been written will be open to many interpretations. There will foot dragging, policy incoherence, obfuscation and outright lies. The environmental movement faces its greatest ever challenge in campaigning for the spirit of the Paris agreement to be followed.
Knowing the hard job that still needs to be done, while realising the many opt outs that exist for those who still to deny, why are Greens more optimistic about this process than the cumulative failures that have come before?
It’s because for the first time the governments of the World seem to be collectively facing the same direction. There is an acceptance and an admission of the problem that exists. A recognition that actions are needed. There is even a realisation that without radical changes the actions necessary will prove difficult.
And yet it is all cloaked in Augustinian equivocation. Make us pure Lord but not yet. At best the Paris Agreement can be described as the time the governments of the World chose to hit the snooze button instead of trying to turn off the alarm.
Dan Boyle is a former Green Party TD. His column appears here every Thursday. Follow Dan on Twitter: @sendboyle